7 Signs You're Socially Awkward

1. You either don't laugh at something that everyone else laughs at and have to ask "Wait, what'd he say?" or you laugh way too hard at something not even that funny.
2. You don't know where to look when someone is staring at you intensely while they're talking to you. You also have no idea what the person is saying because the only thoughts in your head are how to be as normal as possible and act like you're paying attention.
3. When you're talking on the phone, your voice is abnormally high-pitched and you get flustered and sound like a complete ditz.
4. Sometimes, the only way you know how to respond to people is by laughing. After every thing they say. <Chuckle, chuckle. I can't think of anything to say to you but I don't want you to think I'm uninterested or rude so I'm just going to smile and laugh.>
5. When you're getting change back from the cashier, you think about the best way to get the change from them so that you don't accidentally touch hands.
6. You spend so long debating whether to say hi to someone that by the time you've made your decision, they're gone.
7. When the doorbell rings and you don't know who it is, you go hide in a windowless room and pretend no one's home.

     I hope this helped anyone who was questioning whether they were socially awkward or not. You're welcome.

Day 699 Song Recommendation: "Only Love" by Ben Howard.

-SE Wagner